I wrote this post a few days ago, and I’ve been putting off posting it ever since. I’ve just spent the last hour reading the tweets of a soap actor from a programme I don’t even watch, in the name of procrastination. I’m definitely scared to post this and I’m not sure why. I think… Continue reading What depression actually feels like.
1. Having wedding photos on your profile. Your wedding photos. Are you single? Are you not? I’m no prude (unless my parents are reading this, in which case I totally am) but if you’re looking for a threesome, surely there are sites for that. And if you’re not, what on earth are you thinking? That you… Continue reading 10 things guys do on dating sites that are just weird.
1. You plan your outfits for the week ahead and hang them in the wardrobe in that order. 2. You remove your nail polish before you get to the hiding-your-hand-in-your-sleeve stage. And repaint them the same day, in a colour that complements all the outfits you have planned for that week. 3. You use face… Continue reading 16 signs that you’re a girl who’s got her shit together.
Having had extensive experience of riding the bus (as our American cousins say. No, I’m not American, but I’m going with it), I feel well placed to be able to offer some words of wisdom to those less experienced, or perhaps those considering using the bus for the first time, regarding bus etiquette. The do’s… Continue reading Bus etiquette: How (not) to be a bus wanker.
*unless you already do. 1. I once fell off a horse in front of TV legend, Dawn French. Accidentally. Not as a deliberate attempt to get her attention. I was fine, thanks for asking. 2. I went indoor skydiving on a first date and knocked out the instructor’s front tooth. Again, accidentally. I never saw… Continue reading 10 things you don’t know about me*